The Final Fiesta

As I lay here on my death bed or death trash, I have to wonder why me? I am recording this video as my dying declaration. Yes, I am a piñata, recording a video, and talking to you. Deal with it. Anyway, I am going to explain why I am recording this video. It all started with me being hung on a string. I didn't know what was going on but I thought it was fun swinging from the air. Then little people came towards me holding bats. It all happened in a blur, they attacked me with bats. At first I thought that they were doing it so that I would fear them or their wrath. That thought left my mine when my body split in half and my candy entrails were all over the ground. Then the nastiest thing happened: they were eating me. I cried jelly beans as they ate me one kid ate so much that they threw up but still continued to eat. After they were done the giant took me down and threw me in the garbage. Here I lay a wounded solider after a gruesome battle, leaving you my dying declaration.

~Fin.